5 Annoying Conversations Non-musicians Will Have With You
Guest post by musician and female emcee Dreama
Anybody who is more than a hobbyist in music, will know that it is constant. It isn’t something you do on a whim, nor is it something with guarantees. In fact, even people that don’t make music know that much. Besides, it’s pretty easy to tell someone that wants to make a sturdy career of their craft, apart from someone only toying with the idea, because any artist worth their art, will have made that quite darned obvious to the people around them – passion is hard to hide.
Despite all of this, if that massive cliché of getting a penny for every time a certain thing happened, applied to the number of times I’ve heard the following conversation starters – well, I’d have enough to buy quite a few cups of tea indeed…
So, are you signed yet?
What it sounds like they mean:
You’ve been on about your music for a while now, but if you’re not signed, well then what’s the point of it all? You have to be signed like the big-names to be a somebody in music, right?
What you want to say:
NO. Surely If I were “signed”, you’d know. Plus, you’re in the dark if you think being signed is the be-all & end all of music! Where have you been the past few years? Have you NOT seen the independent movement of successful artists doing it their way and doing it big? Gosh!
What you actually say:
Signed? No. But I’m not trying to be – I mean, I’d love for things to take off but I know that in music, it takes time, plus I’m not chasing the mainstream – I’m in it for the art.
When’s your album out then?
What it sounds like they mean:
You don’t have an album? All the big names, the ones I used to buy before I started downloading music, have albums. I mean – no I don’t bother with albums now – I mostly just listen to my favourite singles in a playlist on repeat. But you DON’T have an album? Pshht!
What you want to say:
LOL – an album? Do you even buy music anymore? What’s the last album you purchased? Not to mention, music stores are forever minimizing in-store space, because people are less inclined to buy them. Plus, albums are really expensive to make, record, mix, master and design – no, I don’t have an album out at the moment.
What you actually say:
I don’t have an album in the works just yet, I do have a few songs out at the moment though – I can send them to you if you’d like?
So, I’ll be hearing you on the radio will I?
What it sounds like they mean:
I ONLY listen to the radio, it’s my main music source – so if it aint in the top ten, I aint listening. You’re not in there, so you’re stuff can’t be as “good” as what is. Or maybe you’re just not doing something right.
What you want to say:
Well, radio is pretty much controlled by, or has elements of a Payola type system. That makes traditional radio an almost impossible place for new, unsigned and underground music to be play-listed – because the mainstream has a firm hold over what is played.
There are slots outside of that where new music is often played, but obviously your busy life means you have no time for shows during those often late nights or very early mornings – so in a nutshell, probably not – as I’m unsigned.
What you actually say:
The radio is only one of many places new music like mine is played, sure I’ve had some attention there, but really I’m focusing on quality stuff for potential new fans.
Long time no see, are you famous yet?
What it sounds like they mean:
You say you’re a musician but you’re not on TV. Musician’s are everywhere, billboards TV, radio – does anybody apart from me, know that you make music?
What you want to say:
Oh c’mon – surely if I were famous you would know! Yes, I make music, but I’m not on TV – or famous, so I guess I’m not successful? – Well, I’m not fame-hungry or anything, I make music because I really love music, and people enjoy mine.
What you actually say:
Ha! I guess not…
Still doing the whole music thing then?
What it sounds like they mean:
Still pushing on with that are you? You must be serious about it then, not that I’ve noticed, mind…
What you want to say:
“Thing”? – Music is my art, my passion – of course I’m still making it!
You asking means you haven’t been following my updates, or coming to shows, or even checking out the new music I’ve been releasing – that’s a shame, I think you might like it.
What you actually say:
Yeah of course! I’ve actually just released a new track – I’ll send you the link to it if you’d like?
So there you have it. 5 conversations about music you might have had. But you don’t mind, because when it comes to your music you’re not racing, you’re marathoning…
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Guest post by Dreama, who describes herself as ‘a girl-emcee sat somewhere sippin’ tea’. Read more of her musings and check out her music at dreamasreality.com
Had them all…some too often…
That’s absolutely true. Everybody around me thinks that way, that in order to be successful you need to be on mainstream medium, they can’t even imagine the payola system, don’t know the extensive world of music blogs and internet radio stations, the existence of music niches, think that everybody is into mainstream music and gets to know music only from commercial radio just like them, have no idea about digital music distributors, PR agencies that work with indie artists…
Anyway, they don’t actually know anything about the new ways an indie artist can make it. It’s such a naive mentality, a narrow-minded way of thinking that sometimes I get irritated when talking to these kind of people about my music goals.
That’s absolutely true. Everybody around me thinks that way, that in order to be successful you need to be on mainstream medium, they can’t even imagine the payola system, don’t know the extensive world of music blogs and internet radio stations, the existence of music niches, think that everybody is into mainstream music and gets to know music only from commercial radio just like them, have no idea about digital music distributors, PR agencies that work with indie artists…
Anyway, they don’t actually know anything about the new ways an indie artist can make it. It’s such a naive mentality, a narrow-minded way of thinking that sometimes I get irritated when talking to these kind of people about my music goals.
Damn!!! What happened? I only clicked once on the Post button and my comment appeared 3 times !! Sorry, guys, I think I’m having some problems with my keyboards or something…
what you really want to say is “nope, to all of those things, but I get more pussy on Thursday night than you do in a year, and I make more money at my day job than you have ever earned.”
Thanks for the comments Jota! It’s such a breath of fresh air to be in the company of other musicians that go through the same things; united we stand! 🙂
Music is part of the musician playing, so as long as you love it, you’ll be just fine!
Keep it up! x
Nice article 🙂 Only thing is it’s written from the typical “bitter musician” perspective in my opinion.
“Still doing the whole music thing then?”
Sounds more like “Still chasing unrealistic dreams?”
The good thing is the more successful you are the better your answers will be. 😉